I have puny arms. I mean they are proportionate to the rest of my body so I’m not complaining. But I am rather weak. I admit it. It seems to be the trade off for never gaining weight, so it’s one that I can live with. My sister is really weak as well so we are guessing it’s a genetic thing (although weirdly our mom is freakishly strong).
But it was rather frustrating trying to put together one stupid little ikea table. I could not get the screws in for the life of me. For a week the Swedish, wooden puzzle pieces mocked me from their jumbled heap on the floor. Everyday I would try to get the screws a little farther in, like maybe today I was a tad bit stronger or that the wood maybe would have given up its vice like hold, but to no avail.
But yesterday I brought back with me the great equalizer — power tools. Suddenly what was a week’s worth of frustration turned into ten, fun-filled, minutes of me just hitting a button and bam, it’s put together. And not even the tiniest bit of sweat was involved.
Now I’m thinking of putting up shelves and building a small ark. Thanks to electricity and tiny motors I have the ability to make anything.
So thank you power tools and fire arms for evening out the playing field.
Monday, August 18, 2008
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7 comments:
aw that sucks i feel your pain. i put together the cd rack in my room and now its the leaning tower. it pays tribute to my construction/arctect skills.anyway, time for you to play damsel in distress...
You build wardrobes with a firearm? Cool.
Power tools are great. They take the effort out of work, and oh my god do I love that! I have such a great shirk ethic. Also, they improve horror movies.
If only there were power tools that made spreadsheets and balanced budgets for me too.
mspuddin: I tried that but the guy I brought over couldn't get the table together either, I need to make friends with stronger guys.
chris: That would be the sweetest thing, just point a shotgun at a wall and BAM instant shelves, I wonder what the kickback would be like.
narm: Well that sounds painful, ooh drill through the computer it can only help.
Moooog: Hmmm, where could I get that attachment?
Ikea stuff can be pretty tricky, damn those crazy Swedes.
If only it were that easy to please women.... Oh wait!
haha, nice story. I'm positive I know somebody just like you. You are not alone
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